With the wedding less than a week away, it's all downhill from here. I just hope I don't find myself at the bottom in a jumbled heap, but rather coasting to a gentle stop.
The bride and groom are hanging onto sanity by a thread. Things that have been said/done/experienced by him/her/them in the last 24 hours:
- Packing.
- Moving to a new apartment.
- Finding out other roommate is moving out too, so instead of having to just vacuum your old room you have to help clean the whole dang house.
- Getting overwhelmingly surprised by the kids and teachers at school with a totally unexpected-up on the stage in a throne-all eyes on you-this is great but I really am uncomfortable being the center of attention-wedding shower.
- Going to Dad's annual St. Patrick's Day dinner.
- Getting eyebrows waxed.
- Finding time to tan so you don't look like a ghost in your wedding gown.
- Geez, look at the time--I gotta get to work!
- Did you pick up the rings?
- Oh no! Uncle Biff didn't get a wedding invitation!
- We need to make 3 copies of these keys.
- Hi, mom, did you RSVP for you and grandma or you and a guest? Oh. Is that Steven with a 'ph' or with a ' v ' ?
- Is Dan going to get here in time to get his tux?
- We can't sit my mother at the same table as my step-mother.
- I just gotta throw these clothes in the dryer.
- Didn't he send those pictures for the slideshow? Wait--I'll call him.
- I've got to be at the fund-raiser carwash until 2:30, then I'll load up my truck and take a load over the the apartment.
- Mom, he hasn't eaten all day, please make him a peanut butter sandwich
- Do we have a final count?
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